Nguping VK Lagi

Suatu hari di kamar bersalin. Seorang bumil (ibu hamil) sedang dalam pengawasan oxytocin ditemani seorang koas.

Bumil: aduhh… Sakit…

Koas: …..

Bumil: Sakit, mbak….

Koas: Iya bu.. Sabar ya.. Tarik napas panjang…

Bumil: Ssssh… Sakit mbak, sakitnya kayak di…. Aduh.. Mm, kayak di….

Koas: (apa sih? kayak diremes-remes?!)

Bumil: Itu lho mbak, sakit banget kayak di….

Koas: *makin penasaran* (apa? kayak dipukul-pukul?)

Bumil: …. Kayak di-bendho* mbak!!

Koas: Waduw! (What the…. )

*Bendho: pisau besar; golok.

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